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Since we were talking about him earlier, I felt the need to post a picture.everyone agrees that he is amazing, even the guys. we all love him.
yeah he is. this show is amazing too. i once spent five hours in bed with them
looove.
seriously.
and TGI a three day weekend.
but on the upside not hungover.
on the downside…so sore and banged up from falling down the stairs last night.
(oh and the stair incident happend pre-drinking. actually on the way to get the wine)
Why He’s Hot:
- If you look for the definition of rugged in the dictionary, you will find the name Shia LaBeouf under it. So maybe it’s not too hot that he has mild B.O. from refusing to shower after a night of drinking. Nothing febreeze can’t fix. He’s the type of dirty boy that is fun to clean up minus the Orbit gum.
- Don’t you hate guys that judge a woman whom drinks beer? I know I do. Don’t fret. Shia will never judge you. Actually, he is the type that will happily join in on an intense game of beer pong or kings. SHIA! SHIA! SHIA! - chants My suggestion: trick Shia into believing there is a beer pong party in your queen sized bed and just chant his name like this as he gives you the works. Yes, those works.
- Anyone catch Mr. LaBeouf in A Guide To Recognizing Your Saints. Well let me refresh your memory there was this scene where he clearly says, “I want to eat your pussy”. I don’t know if I should feel weird about rewinding that scene a few times just to hear him say that. It rolled off his tongue nicely. Let’s see what else your tongue does, Shia.
- Shia LaBeouf is the universal white guy in the sense that he gets down with all types of women. Doesn’t matter where you’re from. He dated Rihanna and that chick from 3LW. This means hope, lots of fucking hope for us all. Doesn’t matter your ethnicity, chances are, Shia is hella down.
- The make out scene in Disturbia. Uh, just uhhhhhhhhhhhh. Can women jizz? Because I did. I so did.
I wrote this in about 20 minutes. Haha. Love this dude.
I like his Sambas.
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looove.
has he done any movies lately?
i really loved him in wicker park.
i took my only good pair of shoes, a pair of stella mccartney low-wedge pumps that i got off ebay for a ridiculous bargain price, to get them reheeled before i trashed them. one of the heels was already a little mashed up by some gravel before, but the other was fine and the cobbler has made such a fucking mess of it :( it’s on the heel, people don’t really see that and i will no doubt mash them up even more, but i was trying so hard to look after them and then he just takes chunks out of the wedge and has finished them really badly :( i didn’t even bother going back to complain when i noticed because the damage is done, and getting free damage wouldn’t make me feel any better.
i guess it’s really lame that i’m so bummed that the bottom of a pair of shoes has got all scruffy, but as a vegan i don’t get to have good quality shoes, all my shoes are cheap, so having a pair of 300-400 shoes is pretty exciting and now some cunting cobbler has ruined it for me.
boohoo, woe is me etc etc
my friend took her louboutins to get the heel fixed….and they resoled the entire shoe…basically covering up the Red Soles.
talk about worst cobbler experience ever.
